We are in love

.....or maybe he's just submitted to my ways. This dog, this toothless, sightless, senseless, ever hungry and thirsty, poop'n'pee machine of a dog, has turned me into a spineless slave to his every desire. you wanna pee on the carpet today? that's fine, just lick my face when you're done. you want ground beef with yams and rice tonight? coming right up! i'll even add some olive oil for a shiny coat and lecithin for an active peanut-sized brain. if aliens were observing our daily rituals, they would wonder how the small furry creature managed to enslave the pale-skinned biped. i am an unconditional slave to cuteness. that's how.