teany

Remember that guy Moby who seemed to go M.I.A. ever since Eminem called him a pussy? well, last night i went to his cafe for the first time and OMG. OMG. do you hear me though? It's called teany and it's on Rivington Street in the Lower East Side of Manhatten. They have 96 varieties of teas from all over the world plus some amazing tea-based concoctions that were both over-priced and worth every cent. i wish i could upload the taste of my teanychino for you! instead, i'll tell you what's in it for your salivating pleasure:

A blend of roasted mate, almond bits, vanilla bean, cornflower blossoms, and sunflower petals steeped in milk

That's pure poetry. They also have loads of vegan and vegetarian foods that all pale in comparison with the teanychino. But still, that leaves loads of wiggle room for greatness. The cafe has been open since 2002 so by New York standards I'm the last to know. https://www.teany.com/cafe.